I Worship a Traffic Cone

My name's Spencer. I'm part Irish and German. I'm also every other ethnic group in a 400 mile radius because of my family's tradition of being notorious rapists/womanizers. I like bad movies, and video games. I'm the Grand Inquisitor of Coneism. I'm an Army Reservist, an Army JROTC cadet, I like to fish, I'll talk to anyone who wants to talk to me, and I have a great fascination in people. Following me may be your greatest mistake in life.

skype: Voldramas
pesterchum: crapSpanker
steam: Lord Pado

Requests for nudes will be taken but they will be emotionally scarring and I will never support you through that.

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Tag(s): #4chan

(Source: dpbnu)

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— Molle, “The Molle Chronicle, Part 2: Further Revelations” (via silver-tie)
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glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

(Source: spacecadet)

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as-adorable-derps-do:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

^ This

as-adorable-derps-do:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

^ This

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eteo:

aerdnua:

eridanpooping:

so basically i quoted dipper goes to taco bell for my senior quote

MADDY YOU’RE ON MY DASH AND IT IS GREAT

MY FUCKING FAMILY EVERYBODY

eteo:

aerdnua:

eridanpooping:

so basically i quoted dipper goes to taco bell for my senior quote

MADDY YOU’RE ON MY DASH AND IT IS GREAT

MY FUCKING FAMILY EVERYBODY

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youunderestimatemetyler:

in case you couldnt make it to the con you can photoshop yourself in

youunderestimatemetyler:

in case you couldnt make it to the con you can photoshop yourself in

(Source: everythingipostiscanon)

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trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

image

(Source: findthecosgrove)

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piinkuhimitsuu:

bonehatter:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

Whaaaa, I don’t really see a source…So Just in case

Animation by Lindsay Small and Alex Butera man, c’mon.

Oh my god. Why. Is this. Us.

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deviousdevisal:

Dedicated to the people struggling right now, who don’t feel worth much and don’t think they’re that great. You are stronger than you know. And you are the bravest person I know.

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